American History

              I'm sorry, but American history is intensely boring. I understand that as an American citizen I should know all these things but frankly, I just don't give a flying crap! Some of it's interesting, don't get me wrong. And I'm sure there are plenty of people out there who think American history is the greatest thing since sliced bread and could watch all the Revolutionary War documentaries they could get their hands on. Good for them. I'm, sadly, not one of those people. Adios! Don't clench your jaw, it hurts.