Internet Shopping Sucks

           Backpack shopping online is so hard! I see a backpack and I go "Oh, you're pretty!" but I can't tell from the picture if I'll be able to jam all the crap in there that needs to be jammed! And none of the ones I'm seeing are really speaking to me. It has to feel right in my soul. I mean this:

is a serious contender right now. But then it annoys me when I see people walking around with the really tiny backpacks thinking they're so cool that they have the ninja turtles on their back. Don't get me wrong, I love me some ninja turtles but not when they're impractically sized. I believe your backpack directly reflects who you are. If your backpack is a ripped up piece of crap then, well, make your own assumptions and I'll make mine. But I don't take backpack shopping lightly. Ah well, seems I'll be browsing the picked over Target back to school section once my mouth heals up. Adios! Don't remove your eyes from the clock when it's approaching 11:11.